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Thursday, April 16, 2009

THE AFTERLIFE.

Gabriel Siegel <guitarman1811@aol.com> wrote:
From: Gabriel Siegel <guitarman1811@aol.com>
Subject: Are you still alive
To: douglas.castle@yahoo.com
Date: Wednesday, April 15, 2009, 5:56 PM

Hi:

Are you still alive?

Gabe

Gabriel Siegel
Westchester Putnam Guitar Society
PHONE: 914-329-8074
www.wpguitar.org

___________________________________________________
From: Douglas Castle douglas.castle@yahoo.com
To: Gabriel Siegel guitarman1811@aol.com
Sent: Wed, 15 Apr 2009 8:58 pm
Subject: Re: Are you still alive? (THE DEAD SPEAK!)

Gabriel:

No I am not. By the way, your great aunt says "Hello". The afterlife is miserable -- they ran out of harps, so I am carrying around an accordion. Fortunately, a chiropractor met his demise two days ago and will work on me as soon as they are finished processing him (an immigration issue, I think) through Upland Security - They have J.Edgar Hoover heading it up. You have to see him in a dress and hosiery...he's seems nicer than I would have thought. Did you know that he's an excellent "charades" player?

I shall indeed call (despite the long distance charge) so that we may get together. I get a furlough every few weeks, although there's always some crap involved about my having to save someone's life and do good deeds and so forth. Man, it never ends...

Oh...hey...gotta go. I'm jamming with George Harrison, Benny Goodman and Luther Van Dross in fifteen minutes.

In friendship and posthumously,

Douglas Castle

p.s. Gregory Hines is teaching me to tapdance!

p.p.s. Also, some guy (Milt?) from your undergraduate school says that I should remind you that you still owe him five dollars. He's in heaven, so he can't charge you any interest. It's against the rules.
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