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Dear Friends and Curiousity-Seekers:
I received a kindly solicitation from a colleague on Linked In, and wanted to share it with you.
While I have never done business with the sender, it appears that her company can help you spare your bereaved loved ones the humiliating and time-consuming process of passing the hat around to cover your burial expenses once you have met your untimely demise.
Whether it's a Hefty Bag, a simple pine box, a plush velour-lined stainless steel DeLorean coffin, or even granite pyramid surrounded by artfully posed statues (some with fig leaves!) spewing water, it'll cost you. And location (location, location) is important, too.
You'll want to be entombed someplace special -- whether in the catacomb walls, the Luray Caverns, Arlington, Giza, the grassy areas along the side of the Garden State Parkway, the backyard of the family estate, Stonehenge, Shea Stadium or the Tiki Room -- you only get one chance to choose your final resting place or plot. Don't leave these details to you surviving loved ones.
Why burden your family? Why leave them with the sad legacy of your burial bill? Why mess with Alcor, cremation or a flaming raft? Cross the River Styx in style...and it won't cost your family a cent! Call Conni:
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Constance (Conni) Murphy has sent you a message.
Date: 7/15/2009
Subject: senior insurance market
I want to let you know I have a new appointment representing Lincoln Heritage Life Insurance Company . They currently has operations in 48 states and the District of Columbia. Beginning its operations in 1963, Lincoln Heritage Life Insurance Company maintains a significant market position in the final expense arena. Not only does the company sell small face amount life insurance products to help pay for final expenses, but we also have Funeral Planning counselors available to help you make all the arrangements ahead of time. In an effort to expand our market base, Lincoln Heritage Life began marketing Medicare Supplement insurance products in 2001. This venture has further established Lincoln Heritage Life Insurance Company as a leader in the senior insurance market. Let me know if there is anything I can do to assist you or a family member. 847 421 9124
Conni Murphy 847-421-9124
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