Douglas Castle Demonstrates Sarcasm In His "Personal Tribute To Facebook"
Douglas Castle's Personal Tribute to FACEBOOK.
Be just like Douglas Castle (that’s me!)...and like everyone else, too! Make your very own FACEBOOK Badge!"
Embrace pop-culture mediocrity, mindlessness, superficiality and unprecedented, accelerating social decay. Join in the triumphant chorus of vapid, insipid, staccato personal status reports about such historically noteworthy paradigm shifts and breakthrough insights such as ‘what I ate for dinner…’ and ‘here’s a great photo of Jim Jr. riding his brand new pony!’
Who really wants to waste valuable time exploring the unfathomable vastness or celebrating the beauty of the soul’s written expression (i.e., prose and poetry – ecch!), original thought (i.e., philosophy is, like, so, like, boring – P.U.!) meaningful dialogue (what type of unambitious knucklehead has time for a discussion with somebody?!!) and spirited debate (why argue about anything anyway when it’s politically incorrect to judge anything?!! - Besides, it's safer just to do as you're told - Obedience is a virtue that can earn you a treat!).
You simply have got to get your very own, personal FACEBOOK Update Badge, just like mine! They are absolutely free, but are well worth many times this price.
Facebook: Why go through the trouble and wasted time of ‘befriending’ an individual, when you can so effortlessly just ‘friend” anyone, from pawnbrokers to predators?!!
Facebook: Think of the groups you can join – groups such as ‘One Million People Who Would Like To Eradicate Something Or Somebody’.
- Douglas Castle
http://aboutdouglascastle.blogspot.com/
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